Monday, July 10, 2006

Let's talk abt SEX...

hey, we're adults liao, i'm sure this ain't a new topic to you.

I was quite surprised to see the the Okamoto advertisement in the MRT train on the way back home. There is also a contest it it, the prize is free, unlimited supply of okamoto condoms for a life-time!!

Just Kidding.. :D

It wrote "Made in Japan", "Made of Sheerlon: One of the World's Thinnest and Strongest Shield". It also mentioned that it is the No.1 brand in Japan, it'd sure it's effective as Japan has one of the lowest birth rate in the world.

Ok, back to the kinky topic about Sex.

I was discussing about it with my aunt in the car on the way to my grandma's birthday lunch. My young cousins (siblings : the boy was 11+ and the girl was 10) were also laughing when we were discussing the hot topic. These young kids were taught of sex education since Primary 4 but sex to them was still very vague and imaginery.

The girl asked her Mama "Why is there strawberry flavour in condoms?"
The boy was kaypor and he exclaimed " So, they will feel "shiok" when smelt of strawberries.."

We chuckled and our chauffeur (my Bro-in-law) even couldn't resist in laughing out loud too.

I remembered that we were only taught of sex education in Secondary 2 during our Home Economics class. It was boring cos it was an all-girls school. Our teacher only showed us some heavily censored diagrams and text-only-descriptions on the topic. I envied my Sis whom the school showed them porn video... haha... no la.. at least she mentioned there was a topless scene.

One of our classmates happened to bring a pack of condom and showed it to us. It came free from a branded T-shirt she bought. I remembered it was Colours of Benetton .The stuff was packed inside a bluey liquid. My friend even said I was "mountain-tortise"... never seen before. There was once she even mentioned her boyfriend tasted his own semen before and he said it tasted like seaweed.. (0_o)?? Or probably she was the one who tasted his???

Times have changed and young children were more aware of this topic and it is not surprising to know that a 10 year old girl will tell you where the porn sites are. This is getting abit scary.

Sex jokes have always been popular. This morning, I heard the 95FM DJ ( I think is Vernetta Lopez) said "Your gu-gu jiao is broken" in the National Radio, of course, it meant to be a joke. She was also trying to lure Aloysius Tan to pronounce the term too.


FHM, Maxim in Spore sell like hotcakes, actually with not much content but strong graphics with little words. In another 2 years time, i bet the Govt is gonna allow Playboy, Penthouse in the publishing. Frankly speaking, I like movies with M18 theme too. It'd kind of enlightening the moment. As usual, sex sells.